she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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