The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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