Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
How does it feel to date your dad?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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