just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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