So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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