Do you still have your period?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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