I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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