I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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