Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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