On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
are you so shy because you have an std?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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