I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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