I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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