I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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