is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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