My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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