Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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