i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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