Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Dicks are not precious.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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