Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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