Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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