i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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