I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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