It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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