similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
