Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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