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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune

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  what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??

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• (954): View more from Florida

  woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?

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  Eco-friendly.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?

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