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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.

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  This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?

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  Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.

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  well now I have to

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you

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• (518): View more from New York

  Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  see that vagina ? that vagina means business

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I want to ride his face like a jet ski

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• (707): View more from California

  all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit

  (720): View more from Colorado

  screw you you golddigging beer snob

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