when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yo dont text me then not text me
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends