I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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