thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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