So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
dude i'm inner monologue high
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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