i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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