Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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