Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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