I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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