.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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