Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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