that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She needs sedatives and a leash
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
the liver wants what the liver wants
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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