Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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