as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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