So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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