I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
