Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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