Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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