Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my being single is dangerous.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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