you win again, gameday.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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