Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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