He is an equal opportunity slut.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
no you cant smoke seaweed
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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