He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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