I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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