Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
