I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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