I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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