dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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