in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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