Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat