I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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